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Posted on 31st Jul at 1:36 AM, with 161,998 notes
girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

Posted on 30th Jul at 7:08 PM, with 130,919 notes

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

Posted on 29th Jul at 7:08 PM, with 3,226 notes

sexyjusticewarrior:

galaxypug:

I was watching Just Married with this guy once and at that bit on the wedding night when Ashton Kutcher lays his head on Brittany Murphy’s chest to sleep he was like ‘isn’t that the wrong way round? girls are supposed to sleep on the guy’s chest’ and that’s why straight people are weird.

A couple I know were having trouble holding hands because the boy was insisting that his hand was supposed to go in front

Posted on 29th Jul at 7:04 PM, with 54,319 notes
brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

Posted on 29th Jul at 7:01 PM, with 128,820 notes
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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