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Posted on 23rd Apr at 12:36 AM, with 108,905 notes

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Posted on 23rd Apr at 12:09 AM, with 2 notes

if you think you are cool cause you have smoked weed and hookah occasionally i have some news for you

Posted on 22nd Apr at 11:52 PM

i think i like partition better than yonce

Posted on 22nd Apr at 11:37 PM, with 118,253 notes

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

image

She looks pretty dead

thanks

Posted on 22nd Apr at 11:32 PM, with 3,606 notes

gomeanbitchstar:

"Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s gone back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood yeah she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when shes only on her debut
We’re all watching Gaga lol and haha
Dying for the art so really she’s a martyr
Second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown bitch 
I wanna be Sheezus…”


SLAAAAAAAAAY LILY ALLEN

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:43 PM, with 1,200,772 notes
k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 


Yes go do this so you can understand the intricacies of Finding Nemo

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

Yes go do this so you can understand the intricacies of Finding Nemo

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